I am sort of a Halloween Scrooge, and yet I always get guilted into dressing up. My costumes are typically last minute, and usually a tiny bit subversive. They are mostly boring though. That is the truest fact. Here are some examples of my costumes over the past 5 or 6 years.
(Missing: Trashy housewife of 2005).
EUROTRASH
GOTH CHEERLEADER
PILGRIM
DEAD TREE
ELEPHANT WOMAN
This year’s costume is still TBD. Contemplating something Depression Era…or, hamburgler.
